Me: Conner, are you going skiing at Mt. Snow today?
Conner (10 year old neighbor): Yeah. But the last time I went skiing there I got lost on the mountain.
Me: Let me give you a tip, Conner. Next time you get lost on the mountain, look up the mountain and then look down the mountain. Then point your skis down the mountain. Sooner or later you’ll be at the lodge.
Conner: I was on the north face of the mountain (which is the back side of the mountain).
Me: Oh. Then you’re screwed.
